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Why do Indians talk non stop?
Guess.... Still dunno? OK.....
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Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
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She turns to her lover and says,
THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.
Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
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Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a saint.
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WIVES are Maggie (instant noodles). Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!
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She replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!
Yesterday's News :- A nun jogging at Jogger' Park was raped by 4 guys.
Today's News :- Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.
Why do Indians talk non stop?
Guess.... Still dunno? OK.....
Answer : Because they left their full stop on their forehead.
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Doctor:- Kyon
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2. Ek baar ek Bandar ne ek aadmi se poochha ki tum mei aur mujhme kya fark hai?
Aadmi bola:- tum daal par uchhal kood karte ho jabki main daal kar uchhal kood karta hoon.
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5. Santa:- Yaar tujhe bus mein thappad kyun pada?
Banta:- Pata nahin yaar meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha bahen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
6. Pappu:- Dad pyaar, santosh aur vishwaas mein
kya fark hota hai?
Santa:- tumhari mummy mera pyaar hai, naukraanee santosh hai
aur tum mere hee bete ho ye vishwaas hai.
7. Teen ghante tak apni girl friend ko chodne ke baad Santa bola:- ab tum kuchh der mujhe dekh nahi paogee.
Girl F:- Kya huwa kaheen jaa rahe ho?
Santa:- Nahi Jaaneman, ab tum Palat Jaao.
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ha..ha.. Ye dil mangey more.
9. Suhag raat ke baad husband ne wife se puchha
kal Suhagraat ke baad kya mehsoos kiya?
wife:- 5% sharam 5% dard aur 90% Purani Yaadein.
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Ah.
Oh.
Ueee.
Dheere se.
Aayeee.
Mar gayeee.
Oh.
Phat gayee.
Ah.
Chal ab bas kar
1 Rs. Ke sms mei kya poori film dekhega.
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Call girl:– Abe beokoof charge out going pe hi lagta hai incoming pe nahi.
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Boy:- Ji bichdo ko milata hoon
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Institute - obstitute And substitute.
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19. Agar reliance wale BRA banayenga
to slogan kya hoga?
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Wife:- Aise kaise
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Pehle Band kar LIGHT
Phir LVND kar TIGHT
Dabake kar FIGHT
Jab nikal jaye WHITE
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