Collection of Forwarded Mails

THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU! IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOUR MOTHER, YOUR SISTER OR YOUR DAUGHTER... The strangest thing happened to me at lunch today. I was sitting at a local outdoor cafe having lunch by myself and two men came and sat down at my table... I gave them the death look, but they just casually stayed at my table and wouldn't leave me alone. I shined up my ring on my married finger, then placed my hand on the table and I hinted to them that I was married and that I was not interested in them. Luckily for me they got the hint and left, but thankfully the whole thing was captured on the Cafe's camera. I'm sending you this picture as a warning... just in case they try and pick you up too. Honestly, some men think they are God's gift to women. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then I fell out of bed and woke up!!! So how did your day start? We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop play...

I have one You have one mother uses father's one And auntie uses uncle's one A married lady would acquire one But a divorced lady would lose her one A Pope doesn't use his one Mao Ze Dong had a hairy one Lord Krishna had a long-long one Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one Michael J. Fox has a shorter one Madonna doesn't have one The Chinese usually have short ones While the Indian usually have long ones Do you have one? How long is your one? Which one is your preferred One? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Ans : Surname

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. . . . . . . . . . . 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. . . . . . . . . . . 3. The first truth is a lie. . . . . . . . . . . 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. . . . . . . . . . . 5. You will soonl forward this to another idiot. . . . . . . . . . . 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. . . . . . . . . . . Sorry, I was an idiot too, and needed company...