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If I Am Rich

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I will buy moonlight




My bedroom will have a window which can look at the earth




My pet will have diamond teeth




My pretty servant is always ready




My glass made with only with diamond




If I have time, I will play golf on my boat




My security standing by 24/7




Only natural spring water from the Himalayas to flush my toilet




My toilet paper




My swimming pool can only be filled with expensive perfume




Only professionals can wash my gold plated car




My gold coated laptop with diamond edging and has Intel Pentium IX with 30 GB if RAM




My traveling car




My holiday villa





OK ENOUGH OF DREAMING!
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

Cheesecakes That You Can't Resist

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Beware of Imported Canned Food From China

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I don't know whether this rumor is true as far as I'm concerned:

Please take note don't eat all these tin meat anymore which is imported from China.These 2 brands of Luncheon Meat have been banned from entering Singapore since August 2007 for containing nitrofurans (an anti biotic for pigs)My friends, please take note and be cautious when purchasing Luncheon Meat or receiving it as gifts during Chinese New Year (Lunar New Year).

Frightful Experience Driving Alone

This story happened in Malaysia

Hi There,

For those who drives alone everyday. A terrible incident happened to me on Monday 14th. I was driving to work around 1.30pm from home where i got stuck in a massive jam at the Seremban-Sg Besi highway due to a bad accident 1km from the Plus Toll Sg. Besi. In that 1 hr bumper to bumper jam, a black wira aeroback with 4 Indian guys drove next to my car. They kept on watching me which I thought 'perkara biasa' (normal) especially during traffic jam where people look at each other. I didn't suspect anything. 15 minutes later, they drove in front of my car. Still not suspecting anything.

After I passed the accident scene, I stopped at the sg besi plus office with the intention to get my cash out of my handbag which I hid behind of my seat. Yet to grab my handbag, the black wira aeroback stopped next to my car and one of the guy came out very fast towards my car. I quickly accelerate and rushed to the toll booth to pay my toll. Arriving at …

Cute Animal Pictures

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Wrong Address - Loving Hubby

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.... Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

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To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!


-Your loving Hubby

Toilet Signs

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Which is your bed room?

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