Weirdest products of 2006 #1
Cereal Bowl Light
Cereal Bowl Light, touch the spoon and it lights up.
Geek-a-cycle
USB Pole Dancer
This flirtatious, gyrating, portable, 8-inch, bikini-clad blonde pole dancer brings a smile and some festive cheer to both the home and office with her cheeky dance routine. Apparently. You can even plug her into your PC audio outlet and she'll dance to your own MP3s and other downloads.
Spray-on Condom
China's first liquid condom, dubbed the Nanometer-silver Cryptomorphic Condom (NCC), it's designed for female rather than male usage. The condom-in-a-can is essentially an antiseptic foam spray that the manufacturer claims forms a physical membrane inside the vagina, protecting it from infection, acting as a barrier to pregnancy and providing a lubricating effect.
Lockup Cup
Another office gadget, this time a ceramic cup with a lock at the bottom so nobody else can use it.
Flying Alarm Clock
Wakes you by taking off into the air while making a siren noise. Not recommended for any war veterans.
Pimp My Bed
Make your bed glow like a boy racer's car, giving the impression that it's floating.
Teenar - the Girl Guitar
Here’s Teenar, the Girl Guitar, a vintage mannequin transformed into an electric guitar by Lou Reimuller. With this, you can perform your guitar skill on the stage with a hot babe holding in your arm. Since she’s a mannequin, she won’t mind how bad you pluck on her strings.
The iBuzz
One of the first iPod-driven vibrators, is back, reinvented not only as a more compact, more stylish device but also with the ability to power a pair of his'n'her - or just her - vibrating bullets simultaneously. And now you can colour-coordinate it with your music player too.
The iBuzz Two will shake to the rhythm in the usual way, but a new feature is what manufacturer Love Labs calls "music-activated vibrations" - four "pulsing patterns" triggered by your tunes. You can fine-tune the device by selecting one of 11 vibration speeds.
Tattoo’d Fish
In Wu Han China, you’ll be able to buy tattoo’d fish. The fish comes with different Chinese character on the body such as “Wealth, Dragon, Longevity, Happiness…”. These fish is very popular there as people bought it for Feng shui and people said that those fish will bring you good luck. Cool, do they make English character?
Duck Fadar
Part rubber duck, part Darth Vadar. And it lights up to give your bathroom a comforting glow. Although not quite comforting enough to make you forget the fact that you've just spent £6.95 on glowing Star Wars duck.
Cool Feet Shoes
Cereal Bowl Light, touch the spoon and it lights up.
Geek-a-cycle
USB Pole Dancer
This flirtatious, gyrating, portable, 8-inch, bikini-clad blonde pole dancer brings a smile and some festive cheer to both the home and office with her cheeky dance routine. Apparently. You can even plug her into your PC audio outlet and she'll dance to your own MP3s and other downloads.
Spray-on Condom
China's first liquid condom, dubbed the Nanometer-silver Cryptomorphic Condom (NCC), it's designed for female rather than male usage. The condom-in-a-can is essentially an antiseptic foam spray that the manufacturer claims forms a physical membrane inside the vagina, protecting it from infection, acting as a barrier to pregnancy and providing a lubricating effect.
Lockup Cup
Another office gadget, this time a ceramic cup with a lock at the bottom so nobody else can use it.
Flying Alarm Clock
Wakes you by taking off into the air while making a siren noise. Not recommended for any war veterans.
Pimp My Bed
Make your bed glow like a boy racer's car, giving the impression that it's floating.
Teenar - the Girl Guitar
Here’s Teenar, the Girl Guitar, a vintage mannequin transformed into an electric guitar by Lou Reimuller. With this, you can perform your guitar skill on the stage with a hot babe holding in your arm. Since she’s a mannequin, she won’t mind how bad you pluck on her strings.
The iBuzz
One of the first iPod-driven vibrators, is back, reinvented not only as a more compact, more stylish device but also with the ability to power a pair of his'n'her - or just her - vibrating bullets simultaneously. And now you can colour-coordinate it with your music player too.
The iBuzz Two will shake to the rhythm in the usual way, but a new feature is what manufacturer Love Labs calls "music-activated vibrations" - four "pulsing patterns" triggered by your tunes. You can fine-tune the device by selecting one of 11 vibration speeds.
Tattoo’d Fish
In Wu Han China, you’ll be able to buy tattoo’d fish. The fish comes with different Chinese character on the body such as “Wealth, Dragon, Longevity, Happiness…”. These fish is very popular there as people bought it for Feng shui and people said that those fish will bring you good luck. Cool, do they make English character?
Duck Fadar
Part rubber duck, part Darth Vadar. And it lights up to give your bathroom a comforting glow. Although not quite comforting enough to make you forget the fact that you've just spent £6.95 on glowing Star Wars duck.
Cool Feet Shoes
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