Reasons Why I Never Visit My Rich Friend

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and:

Question : "What would you like to have Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"

Answer: "Tea please."

Question : "Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey tea, Iced tea or green tea?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea."

Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white?"

Answer: "White."

Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?"

Answer: "With milk."

Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk."

Answer: "With cow's milk please."

Question: "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: "Um, I'll just take it black."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar."

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar."

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "

Answer: "Mineral water."

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"

Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst!"

Moral of this story is: Next time when you visit your rich friend, don't talk to the maid!