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Spectacular Cans of food used to design these...

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Architect and engineers compete to see whose team can build the most spectacular structure using little more than cans of food at Canstruction, the 13th annual NYC Design and Build competition in New York .









































Animal Bento #3

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Doggy 1


Doggy 2


Moo


Piggy 1


Piggy 2


Tiger


Wolf


Hello Kitty


Rabbit

Animal Bento #2

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Kitty


Kitty2


Bear Bear


Horse


Crab Crab


Froggy


Froggy2


Froggy3


Froggy4

Animal Bento #1

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Palace
Fish's Flag Rabbit Sakura
Octopus's band
Garden Little Spa

Some funny adult jokes (18+)

There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !!
Which Male pencil is responsible?

THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.


Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone rings! "YES".. OK, BYE".
She turns to her lover and says,
THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.


Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!


Three Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
I'm John not a Baptist...
The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.


Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at any time.
Mistresses are Tomyam.. Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.
WIVES are Maggie (instant noodles). Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!


Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER.
She replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!


Yesterday's News :- A nun jogging at Jogger' P…

Funny newspaper clippings. (18+)

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So true in the 21st Century

Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our boss - Brainless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Salary - Very less

Proposal from a Punjabi

Dear Madam:

I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.I am a soiled son from inside Punjab. I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.

I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly. I am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.That is how nice I am.

I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumpi…

The Whole process- egg to bird!~~~

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