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Ah Beng - Malaysian version

Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying. Ah Beng:
No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to t…

Difference between girls and grown women

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits

Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.

Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.

Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.

Girls make you come home.
Grown women make you want to come home.

Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

Girls try to monopolize all their man's time ( I.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).
Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends!

Girls think a guy crying is weak.
G…

9 Words Women Use

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you wi…

The Beaity of Mathematics

Absolutely amazing!

Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321


Now, take a look at this...

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:


What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than…

Things You Probably Already Know, But Have Forgotten

1) Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.

2) The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.

3) The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle."

4) A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5) 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

6) 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

7) The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.

8) On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.

9) Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

10) Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.

11) Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

12) Most lipstick contains fish scales.

13) Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn…

BMW Concept Car

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Beautiful Raindrops

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This is how we miss out something called "LIFE"

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter. The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband. When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.
QUESTIONS : 1. What were the five words ?  2. What is the implication of this story?

ANSWER :  The husband just said 'I am with you Darling'  The husband's totally unexpected reacti…
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George Carlin is a Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor and author.
He is especially noted for his political and black humor and his observations on language, psychology and religion along with many taboo subjects. 






George Carlin on aging!
(Absolutely Brilliant)

READ THIS TO THE VERY END, AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, SEND IT ON.

George Carlin's Views on Aging


Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life ! You become

Globalization

What is the truest definition of Globalization ?
Answer : Princess Diana's death .

Question : How come ?
Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky: followed closely by Italian Paparazzi's in Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. And moreover this is sent to you by an INDIAN, from a office in Malaysia using American (Bill Gates's) technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by PAKISTANI lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.... . and that, my friend, is


"" Globalization ""

SOME SCENES CANT BE SEEN EVERYDAY....... Wow~

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E-Bay Sale - This Is Really Funny!

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How can you tell this table is being sold by a man?



This table was for sale on eBay. How can you tell it is being sold by a man? Can you solve this little riddle? First look and guess.

You will find the answer below, but don't cheat!
Know the answer? If not, scroll down now......






















OK, Look in the mirror. Remember, if you are posting a picture on the world-wide web, WEAR CLOTHES when taking the picture. l I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD....AND IT WAS POSTED ON eBay!!!

Simple Useful Health and Fitness Tips

Answer the phone by LEFTear.

Do not drink coffee
TWICE a day.

Do not take pills with
COOL water.

Do not have
HUGE meals after! 5pm.

Reduce the amount of
OILY food you consume.

Drink more
WATERin the morning, less at night.

Keep your distance from hand phone
CHARGERS.

Do not use headphones/earphone for
LONG period of time.

Best sleeping time is from
10pm at night to 6am in the morning.

Do not lie down immediately after taking
medicine before sleeping.

When battery is down to the
LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.


Forward this to those whom you
CARE about!

Gin Gen Gu (Golden Needle Mushroom)

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Golden-needle-mushroom (Jin-Gen-Gu)

Golden-needle-mushroom (Jin-Gen-Gu) successfully kills 95% of cancer cells ( Taiwan Report)
Research done by Singapore U shows that eating this mushroom can destroy 95% of cancer cells in our body by boosting our immune system.
Professor Phan Hwai Chong of Yang Ming Research Centre in Taiwan told Reporter that consuming this kind of mushroom, one of the ingredients in the mushroom can trigger the multiplication of our healthy 'defensive' cells. By out-numbering the cancer cells, healthy cells help eradicate cancer cells.
American scientists have since run tests on this particular type of mushroom extract with blood, done outside human body.  Results show that mushroom extract is able to destroy cancer cells.
According to Taiwan professor, since healthy 'fighting' cells can be multiplied to tens & thousands of times, it can either be used as drip or just by eating mushroom.
The mushroom is most frequently taken with steam boat.  Cooking t…

Indian Innovations - Charge your mobile phone using leaves!

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Its very Strange, but true, very true, and a priceless innovation for those spending more time outdoors. JUST ..... TRY  THIS  OUT ! !  Now, you do not require any mobile charger to charge your mobiles. Only use the green leaves of the 'peepal' tree, and after some time your mobile will get charged. People who came to learn of this development, tested it, and found encouraging results. If your mobile has been discharged and you are inside a jungle then you need not to use any charger. You Should pluck two peepal leaves and your work would be done.  It is very good idea and easy to charge your mobile. You would have to open your mobile battery and connect it with peepal leaf. After that without shaking mobile set you should set the battery in your mobile set. After some time your mobile would be charged.  Though it is unbelievable, but as soon as residents of Chitrakoot came to know about the discovery, they could not believe the news. But when they saw it practically, then they cou…

Optical illusions. Give your eyes some test.

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Do you see four people?




Do you see the word "Lift"? Or a bunch of black spotches? Girls are able to see the word "Lift" easily.

A face? Or the word "liar"?


How many horse in this picture? Should find 7